Was there a worse idea than me signing up for gro.upons? What was I thinking? Well first off, I love a good deal. Second, I get new offers everyday to look at. Whaaaa? Third, whoever is in charge of writing the descriptions is obviously a kindred spirit of mine.
If horses didn’t regularly pack the earth down with their hooves, it would continue to gradually rise skyward on a collision course with the moon.
Couldn’t agree more. Thank God for horses. Basically it is just a good time all around.
And I have obviously partaken in some seriously awesome deals: “3 – 1 hour horse-riding lessons” was obviously put together with just me in mind. $10 for $20 worth of Indian food, um yes please. Although maybe that one wasn’t the best investment. Their naan was crap and if there is one thing that will make me never return to your Indian restaurant it is crappy naan. What the fuck was that? It tasted more like a sopa pilla. Who do you have working in your kitchen anyway? Oh and their chai sucked too? Um if they can’t even do the basics, what are we talking about?
But sometimes there is some super random shit that comes through and it has me thinking, do people actually take part in those grou.pons?
- 55% off nonsurgical facelifts? What the fuck would that involve?
- Glass-Figure-Design Class…..sounds…um thrilling!
- Do.norscho.ose.org…..apparently it isn’t sperm related as I originally assumed…sure wish I hadn’t spit my drink out in surprise when I read it.
Basically it is a shit show of crazy and obviously meant for me.