Now usually a lady wouldn’t be super excited to achieve a muffin top, but in this particular case, it is exciting. Saturday morning I was standing in my closet trying to figure out what to wear. I was kind of over the two pairs of jeans available to me and the pair I wanted to wear was in the wash. So I was standing there contemplating, then I looked over to my bottom right….to the bar where about a year and a half ago I retired many of my pantaloons. I thought to myself ‘what the hell, let’s see where we’re at’. And I am proud to report: WE HAVE MUFFIN TOP!!!!
Don’t worry, I didn’t wear the pair of jeans I pulled off the hanger. But it was extremely exciting to get to the muffin top point. That means progress is being made. 3 months ago when I tried those same jeans on I couldn’t quite get them buttoned. To me this means someday soon there will be no muffin top. I’ll be rockin’ those suckers with confidence!
In my opinion, this is probably the greatest way to start off the New Year…..well obviously the only better way would be sans muffin top, but you get where I am going. Celebrate the little things. This is going to be an awesome year! HAPPY 2012 BITCHES!