Alright peeps, let’s get down to brass tacks. We’re all whores. You’re a whore, I’m a whore, the only difference between us and the people on the street corner is at the end of the day, they walk away with a wad of cash and they probably have more STD scares then we do.
But truth be told we all use our body’s to get what we want. Example, when I want something done, more specifically when I want Andy to do something, I will use an incentive program. Basically sex. And not just regular sex because we’ve been trying to do that fairly often as of late….which, I am happy to report, we’re winning. Tiger’s blood!….no just me on that one?
So anyway yes, I promise dirty dirty things as an alternative to nagging….or at least I start with that program, because honestly it has better results. Besides how can your husband get cranky with you about asking him to do something when at the end of it you are going to dress up as a school teacher and spank him with a ruler…..as a random example….ahem. This is awkward.
I know I am not alone in this incentive program and if I was alone, I am about to be joined by all of you bitches who just got the whole light bulb thing going on and are now thinking ‘i could dress up like a school teacher!’ Hell you are already mentally picking out your shoes.